Other News Yesterday - Installment 1(ii) leadership spill interim special edition - postbout

 

In a bruising affair Able Scomite has triumphed over Spud Dutto after Jules Mashup was eliminated on a technicality.  Industrial cleaners are getting to work in a penalty rate free zone so won't be seeking overtime.  

 

 

PM elect Scomite told raptors to bugger off until cadavers have been removed and the party room sterilized...

 

 

A shrunken gollum like creature with a passing resemblance to ex PM Tone Rabbott gave a rousing rendition of 'all for one and one for all' before slinking off.

 

 

By some miracle Spud Dutto survived the encounter with two limbs missing, and a dark scowl that could curdle milk before it leaves the cow. "Its just a flesh wound", shouted Dutto, "I've had worse in my glory days counting drug busts".