Other News Yesterday - Installment 1(iii) j
In the wash up after the Emir of East Sydney stakes ex-PM
Trumble has been blamed for the junta’s dismal day, when the burghers went
against a generational urge to ignore everything except their lifestyle to vote
for a lemonist thespian with countervailing urges. In the largest defeat since the Crusaders at
the Horns of Hattin, junta stalwarts are girding their lips and licking their
loins in preparation for the next round which promises all the excitement and
colour of the Battle
of the Bulge. Burghers everywhere are
waiting in shadows…
True to form PM Scomite has consigned all those languishing
on everyone’s favourite island hellholes to a lifetime sentence of barbed wire,
angry natives, chronic poor health and regimes addicted to graft. Without trial, without favour, without
representation of any kind these people are guilty of trespass on the paddocks
of fear and loathing left behind from a halcyon time of a light pink Australia
and its light pink kind.
An apology to
kiddies abused where they sleep has not touched the souls of those who guard
this castle keep. “These people shall
not enter here because this is for sheep…which we butcher and torture for
meat…there is no more space for people who aren’t sure its OK to be light
pink”.
Breaking world news (summary):
Grabber-in-Chief has laughed at the pathetic attempt at a
cover-up of a targeted spit roasting by the House of Saud. “These sand jockeys
aren’t used to covering up”, tweeted the Grabber, “people in this country still
think the Kennedy killing was an act of God.”
The Grabber has the military on high alert to take down a huge
column of non-light pink desperates making their way steadily north toward
occupied Mexico. “These people are bandits and thugs”, tweeted
the Grabber, “and our boys know what to do…when they cross the Rio Grande we’ll show them
a thing or two”.
The Grabber has welcomed news of attacks on press
agencies. “It’s good to see the citizenry
taking me at my word and targeting peddlers of fake news…the sand jockeys just
might have something and we can sell them more loot”.
China’s
roads and belts to nowhere are gathering pace…sea bridges and bridges of the sea
are springing up everywhere, like mushrooms out of the soup. “We are bringing an understanding of the
President’s new way to all and sundry across bridges born out of a liberation
day”.
