Other News Yesterday - Installment 1(ii) post-leadership spill special edition

 

 

PM Trumble has narrowly survived a Big Julie’s Caesar dress rehearsal, with several flesh wounds and a near miss to the spleen.  As predicted industrial cleaners are returning the party room to order, removing blood, guts and limbs behind closed doors.   

 

Having lost the bout Spud Dutto has duly quit the Ministry.  He will bunker down with his black shirted acolytes preparing for another round of ‘rollerpolly’ with knives at the first opportunity.   

After his 'near death' moment Trumble is having his wounds seen to, hyperventilating in an oxygen tent and wondering why he ever left the Caymans.  A large supporter of the PM has grabbed Tone Rabbott by the throat and suggested if he ever sees him again off a bike his time is over.