Installment 1(ii) d

 

PM Trumble is excited that a two bit organization called Great Barrier Rort Foundation was given nigh on half a billion taxpayer dollars to 'save Western civilization'.  Founder, executor, chief Power of Attorney and former boss of philanthropic bastion Monty Oil was fulsome in his praise of the tax deductible grant.  “Its part of the grand mission to complete the colonization of this benighted continent", Jason Schumann told baying raptors, “we can’t leave it to the hoi polloi to ruin”.

IPA bastion Mina Stoneheart has been seen loitering with famous climate haters, Lord Friartone and lapsed LNP stalwart Barnabbas Joust.  Insiders suggest they’re collaborating on a new generation of ground missile to knock over windmills from a discrete distance.  Wags are referring to the enterprise as the Quixote solution. Watch this space…

Foreign and Trading Minister Jules Mashup has offered European leaders gratuitous advice on total meltdowns in heatwaves.  A suite of measures has been suggested, including letting wild fires burn as its good for carbon sink renewal, shooting wild life that come down to drink to be BBQ'd at post Brexit celebrations, requiring underground train commuters to shower before traveling, and blaming lefties for everything.

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Grabber-in-Chief has heralded recent polling that has his approval ratings on 5,000%. “We kept all our promises”, tweeted the Grabber, “and now we’re going to finish the job of swamp renewal”.

 

Commuters in Europe have complained to transport authorities that train door handles are melting and there are smells inside the carriages that will outlast asbestos.

The Colonel’s daughter Sarah Huckster has told a raptor briefing that it’s un-American to expect her boss to front the raptor throng without a ‘tele-prompter’ and a bile resistance vaccine with antibodies that take a week to assimilate.