Other News Yesterday - Installment 1(ii) neo-Nazi special edition

 

 

In breaking news the purveyor of last night’s ‘final solution’ speech in the Senate, Taser Gunning, has been roundly condemned by fellow senators who have suggested he remove himself to a small cupboard in the basement where he will be visited by spokespersons of every community insulted in his speech. Senators Wendy Wong and Muster Cormorant joined in condemnation of a speech reminiscent of the day before the night in Germany last century which saw a lot of breakage.   

In a rousing call for a return to a light pink Australia, Gunning had to restrain his right arm on several occasions as it twitched toward the ceiling.  In some quarters electric shock therapy is being suggested as a means to control the twitch or perhaps a ‘re-setting’ of the arm bones. In scenes reminiscent of a recent history lesson on the streets of Washington, senators are keen to assist Gunning with a history update. One Country's Perilous Pantsdown and known bestiality watcher Tory Cannardi were keen to offer their support to Gunning but seemed a lonely trio in a sea of hostility.

Spontaneous outbursts of the Horst Wessel Song have been heard across the country, with phones ringing off the hook at Batter party headquarters.  With mounting excitement at news of Rob Batter’s rediscovered reason for being, Batter himself has been doing calisthenics in a freshly laundered white singlet in the House of Reps garden.   

“It’s a great day for free speech”, growled Batter as he entertained a growing scrum of raptors with a robust rendition of “Springtime for Batter and Kennedy” sung to a well known ditty from ‘The Producers’… “we’re now the only party calling for an end to Islam and a boycott of kebab houses”.