Installment 1(i) e

In a tree doorstop PM Trumble doubled down on tax cuts for the few prescient enough to have tax management accounts in the Cayman Islands and who have mastered the dark art of transfer pricing. Trumble applauded the get up and go culture of such people. “They are a cornerstone of the modern Liberal Party”, crooned Trumble, “and a vital part of our re-election strategy”.

Opposition Leader Bill Longhop was seen jumping wildly around a local walking track. A staffer told bewildered raptors Bill had just seen PM Trumble’s latest tree doorstop where he doubled down on support for the big end. Bill was heard to mumble, “that big end’s gonna hurt”.

In a media release from the bunker Spud Dutto announced two more asylum seekers from Nauru will be sent to Cambodia at a cost of $8m per annum to commemorate the re-election of staunch ally PM Fun Sun. “It’s a pittance in the overall scheme of things”, shouted Dutto, “anything to support our one party state friend.  We’re keen to keep all the refoulement channels open”.

 

 

Breaking World News (summary):

The Welsh have declared they will go it alone after Brexit as they’re the only winners of the French Grand Tour. They’re sick of Bearlas hogging the limelight and stealing Welsh women.

 

Grabber-in-Chief has warned Iran, no…ah….Iraq, no….ah…..Italy, that it will be bombed back to the middle ages if it even looks at him sideways again.

In further news...the Scots have nationalized all golf courses in an attempt to keep the Grabber out of the highlands.  Farmers report hairy cows stop lactating whenever the Grabber is in the vicinity….